Who we are
Our website address is: http://www.spinningjohnny.com.
In general, we will not collect data. We don’t accept comments. We might link to other sites whose behavior we cannot dictate. Caveat emptor if you leave this site. We don’t have accounts. We don’t keep cookies. At some point, if you purchase a product from me, I’ll know who you are and where you live, but I’ll let someone else handle the money, like PayPal or Square.
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
We don’t collect any information. None. We won’t even say hi.
Comments
We don’t accept comments. If we accept comments, it’s a mistake – let me know (presumably in a comment…)
Media
I know of no way to upload media to the site.
Contact forms
I try to avoid them, but if one is made available, it will be addressed only to me.
Cookies
Given that we save no information about you, we don’t maintain cookies.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracing your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.
Analytics
Who we share your data with
Well, we aren’t collecting your data, so we can’t do anything with it.
How long we retain your data
Since we don’t collect any information from you, retaining it is a moot point.
What rights you have over your data
You can’t have an account on this site, and we keep no data from you, so you have absolute rights over the nothing that we retain.
Where we send your data
We don’t send your data anywhere. We don’t collect anything.
Your contact information
We don’t care. Don’t tell us who you are.
Additional information
How we protect your data
We protect your data by not touching it at all.
What data breach procedures we have in place
Let them breach. We have no data to share.
What third parties we receive data from
Nobody
What automated decision making and/or profiling we do with user data
None
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements
I don’t know of any regulatory disclosure requirements for a spinning wheel driver.